Pigeon toed, I mean faced!

Today as I was walking to work, there were a bunch of pigeons hacking away at a piece of bread. Pretty normal. But as I start walking by them, they begin to fly, flocking in my direction. Still not to unordinary. Until FLAP! SLAP! FLAP! SLAP! - one of them flew into my face flapping my good eye and hitting my mouth. I just stood there for a second, and then my mind immediately jumped to all the diseases pigeons carry. And then, of course, hypochondriac that I am, I convinced myself I was going to get bird flu. Hahahahahaha!