I am annoyed. What is wrong with me? I think I am the exact REVERSE of a human being. Anti-human, if you will. Why? Because I react in all the opposite ways as a "normal" human does. For instance, when I take vitamins, I feel worse. When I do a detox, during which normal humans actually EXCRETE toxins, and move them through their bodies, I seem to retain toxins and my bowels have become immobilized.
What the heck? I just want to be toxin free! I just want to be healthy and happy!! Why can't I just poop??*
In other news, I emptied my compost in the community garden plot my friend SP has at Drexel and then put the vomit-smelling container in my locker because I was at school today. Now my locker smells like vomit.
Sorry for the very visceral post today! Haha!
*I have drank a cup of Smooth Move Organic Tea. Hopefully it will work!
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I think your setting yourself up for disaster. When your done this detox thing, I'd be in close proximity to a poop recepticle if I were you.
it's the coffee
that's the root of all that used to be good and productive in your life and you've denied it
when primates want to 'detox' they eat stuff to make themselves purge and move on with life
Maybe you should take cues from my pets: when you feel bad, eat some grass and then puke it up. Works for them!
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