The 5 Senses

So, you know how people who have lost one of their senses, say eyesight, make up for it by having an overdeveloped sense of hearing? Well, I think I've been gypped.

Here's why. Those of you that know me, know that I have basically bat hearing (a result of being half bat and rabbies immune). I originally thought this made up for my bad sense of smell. But then I started thinking. My eyes are TERRIBLE - I am legally blind without my contacts. And I have no nerve endings in my hands or feet, or anywhere really. So there's three senses, out of five, that are pretty bad. My sense of taste is average, I'd say.

Anyway, my overdeveloped sense of hearing is not sooooo great that it makes up for my three terribly developed senses. I think I should be the first candidate for any experiments that give people superhuman powers. Adamantium anybody??