So, I have absolutely no background or authority to make any of the assertions I make in this following blog post. Nor can I guarantee the average reader will understand the connections as logical. But I'm going to make these assertions anyway. You can take it, or you can throw it right back.
The reasons why I think I'm safe from the swine flu are because:
(1) I am a rabies carrier;
(2) I love pork;
(3) I rarely wash any of my fruits or vegetables before eating them, and as such, have slowly built up immunity to any diseases that may come from or be borne on these items;
(4) I have a stomach of steel;
(5) I react to any sort of stimulus in the opposite way than other, normal, humans do;
(6) I can high kick as good as Miss Piggy;
(7) I am afraid of tornados (I'll help you with this one - tornados were on the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy was afraid of tornados, Dorothy fell into a pig pit and survived, therefore I will survive); and last but not least,
(8) my BFF is a swine veterinarian.
But seriously, if you'd like to read real information about swine flu, go here.
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NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE 2009 H1N1 VIRUS! (formerly known as The Swine Flu)
TPF - I would argue that having a swine vet as a BFF would INCREASE your risk. Eh, maybe?
RugbyFIFI - THANK YOU for calling it by the CORRECT NAME!
Regards,
The Vet
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