Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I am E.T.

I'm beginning to think I'm E.T. the Extraterrestrial. I'm basing this assertion from several self observations of my self.

First, E.T. had blue eyes. So too do I have blue eyes.
Second, E.T. was bottom heavy. So too am I bottom heavy.
Third, E.T. loved bikes. So too do I love bikes.

But the most important factor I'm basing my conclusion on is the fact that, just like E.T.'s health waned with that potted plant's health, so does my health mirror my potted plant's health. Just take a look - E.T. is healthy with healthy flowers.


My flowers are drooping and I feel droopy.

4 comments:

jensinkler said...

This might be my favorite post of yours.

Not that I'm happy about your being droopy. Maybe you're just thirsty?

And tired, not hungry.

Anonymous said...

I SOL (snorted out loud) when I read this, and I am completely exhausted and did not even believe that laughter of any sort - let alone snorting - were possible.

Thank you. I now feel more like ET's flowers and less like yours after having read this.

Anonymous said...

yeah, you do kind of look like ET. Although, fathead probably bears a little more resemblance.

Anonymous said...

i'm glad this post has done so much for my readers.

george, i agree. fathead's head is more like E.T.'s.