Today at lunch I got a nice cup of soup from Cosi. As I was sucking it down, a yellow jacket took a lap around my spoon then nose-dived into my cup-o-soup. I watched as this yellow jacket flapped a wing, then sank slowly into the broth.
And died.
I thought to myself, "Poor yellow jacket." But then I thought, "No, not poor yellow jacket. That yellow jacket was greedy and stupid. If you are going to dive into a vat of unknown, smelly liquid, you deserve whatever happens to you."
Then I spooned the yellow jacket out and flung it over my head behind me. Water under the bridge.
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But the real question is....did you continue to eat the soup AFTER you spooned the yellow jacket out!!! I'm assuming yes...Water Under The Bridge :)
of course i kept eating the soup!
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