Dear India, the moon is really just a big piece of cheese in the sky.
India launched its first space "shuttle" to the moon in order to circle it, map it, kick up some dust, and find some Helium 3 - handy for powering nuclear fission. Sure. This launch closely follows China's first moon walk mission LAST MONTH.
Dear China, you are almost 40 years late.
Anyway, it is comforting to know that India is investing so much money so wisely in space travel, intergalactic defense, and swiss cheese examination, when a large portion of their community suffers in sickness, starvation, and squished squalor.
At least the gods have blessed this mission...
India launched its first space "shuttle" to the moon in order to circle it, map it, kick up some dust, and find some Helium 3 - handy for powering nuclear fission. Sure. This launch closely follows China's first moon walk mission LAST MONTH.
Dear China, you are almost 40 years late.
Anyway, it is comforting to know that India is investing so much money so wisely in space travel, intergalactic defense, and swiss cheese examination, when a large portion of their community suffers in sickness, starvation, and squished squalor.
At least the gods have blessed this mission...
1 comment:
you do know that the moon landing was a hoax, right?
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